My recent eBay addiction made me want to post this song’s lyrics.<\/p>\n
Enjoy ! Yeah My house … is filled with this crap Tell me why (I need another pet rock) I’ll buy … your knick-knack Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag) I am the type who is liable to snipe you I’ll buy … your tchotchkes (Junk keeps arriving in the mail) Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox) Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster) What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y My recent eBay addiction made me want to post this song’s lyrics. Enjoy ! Yeah A used … pink bathrobe A rare … mint snowglobe A Smurf … TV tray I bought on eBay My house … is filled with … Continue reading
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\nA used … pink bathrobe
\nA rare … mint snowglobe
\nA Smurf … TV tray
\nI bought on eBay<\/p>\n
\nShows up in bubble wrap
\nMost every day
\nWhat I bought on eBay<\/p>\n
\nTell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
\nTell me why (I bid on Shatner’s old toupee)
\nThey had it on eBay<\/p>\n
\nJust check … my feedback
\n“A++!” they all say
\nThey love me on eBay<\/p>\n
\nGonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
\n(From some guy) I’ve never met in Norway
\nFound him on eBay<\/p>\n
\nWith two seconds left to go, whoa
\nGot Paypal or Visa, what erev’ll please
\nAs long as I’ve got the dough<\/p>\n
\nSell me … your watch, please
\nI’ll buy (I’ll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy …)
\nI’m highest bidder now<\/p>\n
\n(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
\n(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
\nOh yeah … (I bought it on eBay)<\/p>\n
\nWanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
\nWanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
\n(Found it on eBay)<\/p>\n
\n(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
\n(Don’t know why … the kind of stuff you’d throw away)
\n(I’ll buy on eBay)<\/p>\n
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