I have a friend called Barnabas,
\nHe’s a nice guy and never an ass,
\nHis model friend smokes bongs,
\nAnd on his blog he writes songs.<\/p>\n
We invited him to a party last night,
\nEnjoy it, we though he might.
\nHis date stood him up and left him a ditch,
\nUsualy I would say “what a bitch”.<\/p>\n
With his replacement date he came,
\nBut I must say she was a bit lame.
\nShe was tired and unhappy,
\nAnd i hope Barnabas didn’t feel crappy.<\/p>\n
They bailed the place and went for sushi,
\nBut we didn’t get all too mushy
\nSo thus this short badly rhimed story end,
\nAnd I hope song writing isn’t a trend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I have a friend called Barnabas, He’s a nice guy and never an ass, His model friend smokes bongs, And on his blog he writes songs. We invited him to a party last night, Enjoy it, we though he might. … Continue reading