Hard Work, Big Announcements

After months of hard work in debating and negotiating, anger and frustration, on my behalf, Starbase972 and the management of Olamot have finally agreed to sign over a contract to bring over Claudia Christian, Babylon 5’s Ivanova to the passover convention !!

I’ve been dealing with trying to bring over a guest star from on of the sci-fi shows i watch for a long whlie now, and while looking to bring a guest from Stargate over, his agent mentioned Claudia’s interest in coming.
As you’ve read in my frustration post a while back, it was very hard work, and very emotional to deal with the whole situation.

Moreover, i’m excited about this whole thing even though i’m not a Babylon 5 fan ! I’ve even only seen a hanful of episodes…
This opens up a whole new world in terms of bringing actual stars over and not just more boring writers.
When this event is a success, and it will be with Claudia’s participation, we’ll have the oppurtunity to bring over some other guests, especially from Star Trek, or Stargate.

Now, with 2 months to prepare, I’m under the task of publicizing her arrival. I need to contact my friends over at the media.
But first, I would like you to help me with “Viral advertizement”. Tell your friends about Claudia. Tell them she’s coming over at Passover ! And tell them to tell their friends.
This is big news, and it would be ashamed if any B5 fan out there wouldn’t know about Claudia’s arrival, so spread the word !

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The Producers, Hebrew edition.

We saw “The Producers”, the Hebrew show.

Bottom line: It was crap. Go see the movie instead.

I wasn’t disappointed from the show because my expectations were rock
bottom. Everything i suspected will happen indeed happened.
The 2 English versions I saw at LA and London were marvelous, I even have soundtrack which i hear over and over again.
I think the play script itself is brilliant, and that Mel Brooks is a
genius, and i would love to meet him and tell that to him in person
(and be the gazzilionth person who does).
Like a lot of the stuff Israeli do, the production of this show was sub standard.
For example, The Music:
As I foresaw, there wasn’t an orchestra at the theater. One of the
greatest aspects of this show, was its full size orchestral score,
which in this case was replaced with a midi-like synthesized
playback. It’s a shame, if you do a playback, you can at least
hire an orchestra (we have some very good ones here) and play the score
and don’t use synthesizers. Being a perfectionist musicophil it was
really annoying hearing those fake violins and trumpets. I can make the
same sounds with my PC. They tried to “cover it up ” and deceive the
audience by putting a synchronized video recording of a person waving
his hands in the air as if he was a conductor and the orchestra was in
the basement. I’m sure they managed to fool some of the fools in the
audience. Not me.
Casting and acting:
Only one of the roles was actually casted and portrayed well, Franz
Lipkin, who was played by Eli Gorenstien. He did a good job. I can’t
say the same for most of the other cast members, especially the leading
role of Max Bialostock played by Shlomo Baraba. Talk about over acting
there ! Seesh…
The translation:
why did they bother translate it to Hebrew if they removed 90% of the
jokes and those that they kept were said in English by the actors
?
This is the 4th incarnation of the producers I saw and the worse so far.
From before I saw the show i thought to myself : How the hell someone
translate a song called “I want to be a producer” to Hebrew ?
The answer, in this case, was you don’t. You keep the word “Producers” in English.
It’s a shame, because another one of the strength this play has its in
original production was its Mel Brooksie sense of humor which was
removed completely.
The direction:
As I’ve seen more then a few examples when Israelis try to do something
professional, the lack the nessecery finish that makes a difference
between something spectacular and something mundane.
It was obvious they cut too many corners and removed too many stuff
from the show and replaced it with “cardboard figures”, for example the
step dancing by the old ladies and their walking carts. The only reason
i can see for why you would get such a nice bit from the show is budget
reason and lack of rehearsal time.
The show’s black humor was diluted to the level where you can’t almost
taste it. the deep satire that this show was trying to convey and
absent !
In the original show there’s a big scene where you see a the cast form
this huge nazi swastika and reflected with an array of mirrors to the
audience, it didn’t exist here.
They changed the name for the show within the show from “Springtime for
Hitler” to “Sing a song for he fuhrer” and they avoided even mentioning
Hilter’s name ! When ever they would, Baraba would spit and curse. It
was a complete breach of character.
This version of the show lost it’s validity with the loss of it’s
strong black humor, now instead being a satire it was a weak not too
funny comedy, and it was truly reflected on the amount of laughs from
the audience. I remember sitting in the shows i saw abroad and the
audience was laughing their asses off ! Here, there was utter silence
most of the show, not to mention the lack of standing ovations which
the other shows received, I probably wasn’t the only one that thought
this show wasn’t as successful as it’s predecessors abroad.

Last side note: I can’t imagine how you can successfully tell a
holocaust joke (i know a few) without mentioning Nazis, Hitler or the
holocaust. Try to tell a black joke (joke about someone black)
without mentioning the fact he’s black: “Well now, a priest, a rabbi
and this other person, who is
slightly darker colored and might be African American, walk in to a
bar..”. It doesn’t work. It might be more politically corrent but it
doesn’t work. Neither did this version of the show. Black humor needs
to be black, not a shade of grey.

Bottom line, paraphrased: The movie “The Produces” comes to theaters in
a month. I’m going to watch it. I suggest you do to, and don’t bother
with the show. I’ll probably buy the DVD too.

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brrreeeport

Long ago I decided to use my blog as a platform to all kinda of geeky computer tests. Like those google ads and all the counters you see at the bottom.

brrreeeport is another one of them.
The goal is to write brrreeeport in your blog and see how long it takes search engines to find it up.

I’m gonna watch my hit couner this week for it.

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Real life

from Luann:
“In real life, some people invent computers, others play World of Warcraft”

I aspire to do both.

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Sports

I don’t really care about sports. Apparantly there was (or are) some games going on the same day I study in.
(i might have read something about in Barnabas’s blog)

This comic from Penny Arcade puts it really nicely.

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Frustrated

I’ve been arguing a lot with Starbase about bringin over a guest star from Babylon 5. A big one.
We’ve been haggling with the contract for the Passover convention in April for over 2 months now.

I’ve been going over this contract and convention details back and forth with this guest’s agent for 4 months now ! Finally we got something we all agree on, and comes Starbase972 and Olamot’s management and decided to not agree to more stuff, some are really important for the guest and some are just stupid to deal with, but they all think EVERYTHING is a deal breaker !
You got to change this and gotta change that ! BLAH !
It’s hard enough to find a guest who’ll come without getting directly paid for the event, and who is willing to come to our god forbidden country that side that makes the largest amount of trouble is OUR SIDE ?
They’re no more then a bunch of kids that don’t know how to behave, they want everything, they want it now, and they want if free or even to get paid for it !
That’s outragous ! I’m REALLY frustrated !
I’ve imagined i’d have to negotiate with the guest’s agent over the contract, instead i’m negotiating the guests’s interests with OUR OWN PEOPLE ! it should be exactly the opposite !
I’m thinking that If i only had the financial means i’d run this convention myself without their help and get all the profits and glory from it for myself !

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Status

Sion, who I havn’t seen in a few months, who since then had a baby girl by the name of Noa born wrote me an email wanting to know what’s going on with me.
I decided to make a post out of it.


Dear Marty,
If my calculations are correct, you should recieve this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck by lightning. First let me assure that I am alive and well. I have been living happily in the year 1885 these past 8 months.

The lightning bolt …


1885 ? September, 1885 ?
He’s alive ! The doc’s alive !
He’s in the old west, but he’s alive !

Ok… Back to the future now:

I’m in the second mini semester of the Technion executive MBA in tel-aviv.
School is going ok, it’s every Thursday and not too much trouble.


I get some money by teaching programming and linux administrations courses in Interbit.
Although I’m not job hunting, my phone keeps ringing with people want to offer me jobs. I decline most of them.

I spend a lot of my free on World of warcraft, I’m a lvl 60 undead mage by the name of SoundGuy on Dradonmaw, and I’m an officer in the AFKahos guild .

I’m trying to found my own venture: Corbomite Games, and looking for game business oppurtunities in Israel and abroad in the mean time.
At the moment, i’m looking for talented 2d graphic artists for Corbomite games. If you know any, send them over to me.

I also own an improved version of Alexander Graham Bell’s invention, a “Cellphone”, which I answer incoming calls with when i’m not in class.

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Zend Certified Engineer

I have just passed Zend‘s PHP Certification and now I can put this logo in my CV and website:

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Israeli Game Conference

I’m exhausted.
I’ve been to Beit Berl’s Game Conferance Today and yesterday.
I’ve talked A LOT with A LOT of people.

I’m really glad that the Israeli game developer community is growing up. Soon, there will even be jobs in games for many more people.

I’ve got a whole lot of business cards, in exchange for my own.

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Knowledge

Being a teacher at Interbit I get to take free courses here and there.

I decided to learn Java.
Consequentally, i’ve made this Pong Game.
If you have a phone that you can upload Java files to, do me the honors of beta test it.
I’ve also made the .jad ans .jar files available for d/l.

Speaking of new computer languages, here’s Varaq !
The Warrior’s Programming Code !

Q’apla !

Also, final note for today, if there’s any one of you serious about making computer games you can email to jobs_israel@corbomitegames.com with CV, details about what kind of games you want to make, how do you plan to do that, why you want to make computer games, and what’s your all time favorite game..

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