Ebay – Weird Al Yancovik

My recent eBay addiction made me want to post this song’s lyrics.

Enjoy !

Yeah
A used … pink bathrobe
A rare … mint snowglobe
A Smurf … TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house … is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner’s old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I’ll buy … your knick-knack
Just check … my feedback
“A++!” they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I’ve never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what erev’ll please
As long as I’ve got the dough

I’ll buy … your tchotchkes
Sell me … your watch, please
I’ll buy (I’ll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy …)
I’m highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah … (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don’t know why … the kind of stuff you’d throw away)
(I’ll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

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Poool Party !!!

It’s almost July !
Like every year around this, the Pool party is coming around.
We havn’t decided anything yet regarding it, but we are trying to decided stuff up about how to make it better this year.



For that i’ve opened up This topic in my Forum system of this site

Use ! Discuss !

Oded!

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PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE !!

It’s time for our periodically spontatic burst of trivia contest :

Who went to see the movie “PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE !!” ??
What did he end up seeing instead ?
Why ?

If you can answer all these questions correctly, post a reply, and you can win a … ahmm… you can win… a….. some … some sort of … a… prize !
Yes ! That’ll fool them !
You can win some sort of a prize if you’re correct !

Good luck !

Oded.


Participants are eligible to enrool to the ” periodically spontatic burst of trivia contest” only if their age complies with FCC regulation no. 1701-A regarding the amount of solar rotaions that have been seen since their inital date and must be a larger value then 18. Memeber of the press, friend, family or any one who knows any employee of the company who runs the “periodically spontatic burst of trivia contest” contest may not apply. All rights reserves. All rivers flows to the sea. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Where do the fish pee from. The end.

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………..

I’m soooooo tired.

with all the need-to-get-up-everyday-at-9am thing going on since I started working, and the extermination yesterday – which had me going up and down and up and down and up again with heavy boxes with all our dishes and food…

it got me exhausted.

plus, i didn’t drink my afternoon coffee, but some tea instaed..

BAH !

I’m gonna make some… *YAWN* … Coffee…

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2 down, 800 billion to go !

On my way to work, i’ve spotted a second enemy corpse on the stairway.

soon, they’ll all be dead and won’t bother me anymore !!

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EXTERMINATE !!!!

NO MORE COCKROACHES !!!!



MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

We’ve called the exterminators today and they sprayed the house with POISON. now the cockroaches should DIE !!! DIE !!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Although, it’s SO MUCH work taking all the food and dishes down yesterday, and up again today, and Lee’s facing so much dishwashing…

*Sigh*

Well… Going to start all that work of going up and down the stairs with boxes now..

See ya!

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Model making: Perfectionism.

No true model maker in the world can look at his complete model and say : Ahhhh…
All of them, including myself, see all the flaws, glithces, bad paint job, bad gluing, etc..


A few days ago i bought a bunch of tools and equipment from a model maker who goes to the states for a long while. I think i made a good deal on most of the items, but i fear that i don’t actually need most of them, and could have lived without them. I bought them anyway, since in over all, it was cheaper to buy them as a bundle rather then actually buy them seperatly, and new. I always feel i waste money on stuff i don’t need. I hope i can use each and every thing i bought so i won’t feel like i’ve wasted precious money. YYEEEESSSSS…. MY PRECIOUS MONEY !!! AND I WON’T LET THOSE HOBITSES TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME !!!

Anyways, this guy who i’ve bought the stuff from, had a very nice and detailed model of an F-16. I didn’t notice which F-16 i think it was an F-16A or B. i only looked at it for a few seconds because i was in a hurry. I told him it looks very nice, and he immidietly told me: What are you talking about ? this model is crap ! it’s my first work !
I immidietly laughed… that’s what every model builder would say about his first model… I say that about my first models…
And yet they are there, in the display case, along with the rest of the models…

Rose has this to say about perfectionism:
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/roseisrose/archive/roseisrose-20040627.html

I’ll finish with two quotes from Introduction To Plastic Modelling:

“Better is the arch enemy of good”
and
“Not very nice, but finished!”

Enjoy !

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What’s you name ?

I don’t yet remember a lot of people’s names here at work.
Since i’m relativly new, it’s not expected of me to remember ALL 50 names of all employees. But it’s embarrasing to ask someone his name, after you’ve been eating lunch with him for a month.
I try to use methods like waiting till someone calls him, or looking at his phone extension, where his name shows.

Dilbert has this to say on the subject:
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20040627.html

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BAH !

Dogbert reminded me of myself in today’s Dilbert:

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2004305040617.gif

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If a tree falls in the forest…

Like i told idan :


The reason of not writing recently is not because i don’t feel that nobody reads it, but that almost nobody comments, and those that do comment are usually the ones i tend to talk to outside this method of communication.

so it’s like if you chop of a tree in the forest and nobody yells at you !

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